I dont know anybody in Bwood, leave alone SSR or his family or his girlfriends (I wish) or their families. I feel the whole of Bwood, the movie mafia, insiders and outsiders all together, have conspired to keep me out of Bwood though I was never interested to get into it in the first place.…
Model television debate!
What an enlightening debate! Please make sure your children watch this and learn how to speak to elders.
The Specter of Caste in Silicon Valley
This is not just limited to this one case or to Silicon Valley. I have seen it in every company I have worked for in the US, in every social organization I have been part of and even in many of the apartment complexes I have lived in, over the last two decades in the…
Unbelievable! Kapil being mean to Sachin!
What’s going on? Suddenly, everyone’s being mean to each other! What a ridiculous thing to say! It’s like saying, Kapil Dev could not convert 2-fors and 3-fors to 5-fors and could not convert the 5-fors wickets to 10 wickets! He took 9 wickets in an innings once but could not covert it into 10 wickets!…
Bollywood going nuts!
Nepotism is what we all do! Nepotism is just a fancy word for what we call ‘networking’, ‘having contacts’ and ‘influence’ in our non-Bollywoodian industries. On the streets of Bombay, it’s called ‘vashila’ or just ‘contak’. Tell me, which good job in which industry is available without some goddamn ‘vashila’?! And if the ‘contak’ happens…
Riskless shopping!
I specifically go to the shop to buy one thing, remember to buy something that I had forgotten to buy two days back and forget to buy today’s item and come back home. So all my purchases are usually running behind by two days! That’s why if my wife asks me to go and buy…
Lockdowns inspiring creativity!
Really, one good thing this lockdown thing has done. It has brought out people’s most creative, imaginative and humorous side to the fore! I just loved this! 🙂
Film critics running scared!
Film critics are now scared of giving low ratings / stars and even slightly negative reviews. All newcomers’ movies will be rated very highly by all them in future. So be careful which movie you go to see in theaters. All established star movies especially the Khan movies will be reviewed negatively. That doesn’t mean…
World Bank report warns of risk to India!
Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced… Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced against India. Economy is showing chocolate brown roots, chutney green shoots, parrot green stems, emerald green leaves, brick brown branches and lotus white flowers. Five trillion nectar-sweet fruits arriving soon with Achche Din and Ram Rajya! Hold your breath and wait for it! Coming soon,…
Mask on my face? Never!
America is forever pushing the envelope when it comes to personal freedom! My mask protects me, but it protects you more. Your mask protects you, but it protects me more. Both our masks work together to protect both of us. Yes, I am free to stay at home and avoid any risk. But maybe I…