Bollywood going nuts!

Nepotism is what we all do! Nepotism is just a fancy word for what we call ‘networking’, ‘having contacts’ and ‘influence’ in our non-Bollywoodian industries. On the streets of Bombay, it’s called ‘vashila’ or just ‘contak’. Tell me, which good job in which industry is available without some goddamn ‘vashila’?! And if the ‘contak’ happens…

Riskless shopping!

I specifically go to the shop to buy one thing, remember to buy something that I had forgotten to buy two days back and forget to buy today’s item and come back home. So all my purchases are usually running behind by two days! That’s why if my wife asks me to go and buy…

Film critics running scared!

Film critics are now scared of giving low ratings / stars and even slightly negative reviews. All newcomers’ movies will be rated very highly by all them in future. So be careful which movie you go to see in theaters. All established star movies especially the Khan movies will be reviewed negatively. That doesn’t mean…

World Bank report warns of risk to India!

Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced… Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced against India. Economy is showing chocolate brown roots, chutney green shoots, parrot green stems, emerald green leaves, brick brown branches and lotus white flowers. Five trillion nectar-sweet fruits arriving soon with Achche Din and Ram Rajya! Hold your breath and wait for it! Coming soon,…