What’s going on? Suddenly, everyone’s being mean to each other! What a ridiculous thing to say! It’s like saying, Kapil Dev could not convert 2-fors and 3-fors to 5-fors and could not convert the 5-fors wickets to 10 wickets! He took 9 wickets in an innings once but could not covert it into 10 wickets!…
Bollywood going nuts!
Nepotism is what we all do! Nepotism is just a fancy word for what we call ‘networking’, ‘having contacts’ and ‘influence’ in our non-Bollywoodian industries. On the streets of Bombay, it’s called ‘vashila’ or just ‘contak’. Tell me, which good job in which industry is available without some goddamn ‘vashila’?! And if the ‘contak’ happens…
Riskless shopping!
I specifically go to the shop to buy one thing, remember to buy something that I had forgotten to buy two days back and forget to buy today’s item and come back home. So all my purchases are usually running behind by two days! That’s why if my wife asks me to go and buy…
Lockdowns inspiring creativity!
Really, one good thing this lockdown thing has done. It has brought out people’s most creative, imaginative and humorous side to the fore! I just loved this! 🙂
Film critics running scared!
Film critics are now scared of giving low ratings / stars and even slightly negative reviews. All newcomers’ movies will be rated very highly by all them in future. So be careful which movie you go to see in theaters. All established star movies especially the Khan movies will be reviewed negatively. That doesn’t mean…
World Bank report warns of risk to India!
Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced… Totally wrong report. Completely prejudiced against India. Economy is showing chocolate brown roots, chutney green shoots, parrot green stems, emerald green leaves, brick brown branches and lotus white flowers. Five trillion nectar-sweet fruits arriving soon with Achche Din and Ram Rajya! Hold your breath and wait for it! Coming soon,…
Touching feet a misused tradition!
Touching the feet of elders to seek their blessings is one of the nicer traditions in Hinduism, though it is now practiced to a lesser extent by other communities too. Of course, you rarely touch the feet, it’s more the movement of bending-bowing low to show your respect. It is more prevalent in northern and…
Mask on my face? Never!
America is forever pushing the envelope when it comes to personal freedom! My mask protects me, but it protects you more. Your mask protects you, but it protects me more. Both our masks work together to protect both of us. Yes, I am free to stay at home and avoid any risk. But maybe I…
Nation issuing two blank cheques!
This Nation is about to issue two blank cheques. If rumors are to be believed, the ouster of Sachin Pilot is being quietly encouraged by Rahul and Priyanka Gandhi behind the scenes. I hope the Congress does not break up further. I am no supporter, but I fear the idea of one party, majority rule…
A Trumpian escape for Indian students in the US!
YEAH! One more thoughtless, mindless, brainless Trump rule rescinded! Caused a lot of tension and heartburn to students just to please his base. The idiot man keeps saying and doing things that he has to walk back. I hope the electorate too walks back their decision to elect him President and kicks him out unceremoniously…